Christmas is a magical time of love and giving, but it's also a great excuse to tell some of the most groan-worthy jokes of all time. Trust me, these are beloved by kids, and you'll love telling it to them!
1. Rudolph The Red
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."�
His wife asked, "How do you know?"�
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."�
Source: Boy's Life
2. Christmas Alphabet
Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Source: Red Tricycle
3. Santa Cam?
4. Fashion Police
Q: What did the policeman say to the stomach?
A: You're under a vest!
5. Do Do......Do DO....
Q: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Source: Boy's Life - Casen S. Tyler, TX
6. We Didn't Start The Fire
7. Once You Pop...
Q: What's Santa's favorite type of chip?
A: Crisp Pringles!
Source: Reader's Digest
8. Hip Ho Ho Hop
Q: What do you call an elf that can sing?
A: a wrapper
Source: Xmas Fun
9. But Wait...
10. Treat Your Elf
Q: Why was Santa's Little Helper depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem!
Q: What happens when an elf is naughty?
A: Santa gives them the sack!
12. You Can Pick Your Friends...
Q: Why was Frosty in the Grocery Store?
A: He was picking his nose!
Source: Me, just right now.
13.This Rings A Bell
@xmas_jokes— John Malcolm (@JohnnyMalc) December 12, 2016
Christmas is too noisy! All this jingling!
For suggesting we don't jingle at all I should get a
No Bell Peace Prize
14. He's A Rebel
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
15. Frosty? You Okay?
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
Source: Not Bill Murray