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Nearly Naked Man Caught Speeding And Covered In Vaseline

Garfield County Sheriffs Office

A deputy sheriff made an outlandish arrest in Enid, Oklahoma when he pulled over a man for speeding, only discover the culprit adorning a thong and covered in Vaseline.

John Wayne Kellerman, 54, was originally pulled over for driving 57 in a 45 mph zone. When Garfield County Deputy Darryl Beebe walked over to Kellerman's car, he found Vasline on his hands, and his upper and lower body parts.  He also discovered a pornographic magazine and an empty tub of Vaseline beside him, reports the Huffington Post.

When Beebe inquired Kellerman about his particular circumstance, he admitted to masturbating behind the wheel. Sgt. Logan Niles was called to the scene to complete a vehicle inventory, and found the driver's side "extremely greasy."

But what he handed the officer landed him in real trouble.

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Kellerman "seemed extremely nervous and his hands were shaking." Kellerman handed Beebe his license and offered the officer a cloth to wipe off the Vaseline. In the deputy sheriff's report, he said he refused Kellerman's "semen rag."

When Beebe checked Kellerman's ID Card, he discovered the man was driving with a revoked license, which hadn't been valid since 1985.

Kellerman has spent the majority of the last 27 years in a state prison for several charges including drugs possession, domestic assault, auto theft, burglary, and escape from confinement, Daily Mail uncovered.

Kellerman was arraigned on Oct. 26 after being charged with driving with a revoked license and speeding. He was released on a $1,000 bond.

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